FORMATION IN THE EXAMINATION HALL

 FORMATION IN THE EXAMINATION HALL

By: Unknown Source

We’ve all been hearing of this as students, but what does it mean exactly?

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Ps I hope an invigilator doesn’t see this 

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Formation in the examination hall resulted as a metaphor of the popular sport of football used to describe the flow of answers in the examination hall.

 

The game of football involves certain concepts relatable in this context.

 The goal :

This is used to represent the answer to the question in the examination hall.

 The strikers : 

These are those who know the actual answers to the questions,  this are the show runners, the celebrities, respected by men, admired, stalked and frantically pursued by women  especially when the exams are close by.

 The midfielders :

 These ones don’t actually know the answers to the questions, without the strikers in the formation, they would obviously fail the exam, but they do have basic knowledge of what the answer is supposed to look like, they play a major role in the distribution of the answers, if shown the answers clearly, at times they can end up scoring more than the strikers in results, the success of any formation is dependent on them. They are also gifted in the act of copying, they are fast, smart and know exactly what to do, in fact they are just the best, the strikers prefer giving answers to midfielders than defenders.

 The defenders :  

Here we have the  most populated section in the exam hall, these guys just don’t care about school, have zero idea about the answer, or what it looks like , the educational part of school is obviously annoying to these ones, they give more focus on their personal  businesses , they just care about their results and would go to any length to get it, they are the fully dependent on the strikers, they make attempts to build relationships with the strikers  including petting, offerings, regular engagements etc ironically  most times in exam situations, they are rescued by midfielders not strikers. Strikers actually dislike them and they also dislike strikers, they make statements thrashing strikers behind their backs, about how they know only book and nothing else in life,  and the strikers thrash them behind their backs, about how dumb and unserious they are. 

 The benchwarmers :

 The ones here are not involved in the playing formation, and are of two types the jogging benchwarmers and the sleeping bench warmers , the jogging bench warmers have no idea of the answer, but they stay alert to maintain hope, they  are fully dependent on luck to pass the examination, these are the ones that usually end up with malpractice form, the sleeping bench warmers on the other hand know not the answer to the question,  are not in the formation, and for some strange reason do not bother to do anything about it, they just sit back and watch everything crumble helplessly, they care not about school, they care not about their businesses, they just exist through time, probably troubled about something, maybe experiencing some form of long term trauma, if these guys leave them school and never come back it might never be noticed.

By: Unknown Source

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