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  *SIDE CHICK* VS *WIFE* (A MUST READ!!!) 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧 HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART: Written And Directed By Unknown Author  🕺💃 A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby's side chick. *Madam:* Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone. *Angela:* Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me open a saloon. *Madam:* Money? How much is the money my husband promised you? *Angela:* (afraid.) Erm... erm... it is 250k ma. *Madam:* Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.  _Alert wole gbam!_  *Angela:* (surprised.) Wow... madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k. *Madam:* Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don't worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone. *Angela:* Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma. *Madam:* Yes, go on... *Angela:* (coughs.)

🥃🍼🥂🥛 There is no such thing as "success"   Written By Mark Manson 🍢🍌🍠🍘🍚 Welcome to another Mindf*ck Monday, the only weekly newsletter that promises not to date your sister, then does it anyway. Each week, I send you three potentially life-changing ideas to help you be a slightly less awful human being. This week, we’re talking about: 1) definitions of success, 2) the best and worst parts of ourselves, and 3) I’m hiring (yet again).  Let’s get into it.  (Note: If you enjoy this email, please consider forwarding it to someone who would get a lot out of it. If you were forwarded this email, you can  sign up  to receive it each Monday morning. It’s free.)  1. Arbitrary definitions of "success"  - When you’re an author in the self-help genre, there are certain questions you get again and again regardless of how interesting or important you believe them to actually be. For example, if I had a dollar for every time a heartbroken twenty-something emailed me asking

    By Michael C. Onah   There are a lot of businesses you can invest on but these ones i have just listed it mason to compare every one you can ever imagine in your whole life; let disuse at length. -Real estate- Invest on lands properties or fleet of houses, this is a gigantic type of business when you invest on it very rare for you to turn poor or become a pauper person all the rest of your life. -Plaza- Is one of the current running business in this nation Nigeria. A great man named Emeka Ofor he’s a wizard into this business virtually all the plazas in Anambra state he owns them and one of the richest man in Nigeria. It one of the best firm so far. Build acres of plaza for rent and your life will never remain the same. Hotel- Same here too, it one of the hottest reigning business In Nigeria when you visit any state in this nation you discover that the going on it hotels, in Lagos, Enugu, Anambra, Imo, Jos and lot more the states. Look for acres available in your do

Contributed by Chibuzor Michael Onah in topic and content. TD Jake's said 'let them walk away if people wrong you or hurt you, let them walk away'.And because they may not really catch what they have done immediately to you and when they release their mistakes while afar some could come back and say sincerely i am very sorry the pains i have caused you the day we met probably at the market square or some where else's.'forgive them! Those once and never intend coming back could it be they release their mistakes or not, just let them go. A concise history about coca cola and founder I have learn in life never to avenge any wicked act people had done to me or have caused me, I could only say, ha what is this stuff for? If I may know the reason why shortly I say to my mind, he might not know what he has done but some day he could meet someone hot and can't tolerate people mistakes they could manage him well or the other dreaded side of life. A special advisor