A Letter To My Future Wife
Written Olumide Emmanuel
*A Letter To My Future Wife*
This is to my future wife:
In case you are reading, am a luke 9:58 kind of man, that's why i have not host you but i know you are not a parasite.
I want a kind of home where you my exact opposite but at the same time my equal.
I don't want our voice to get to the rooftop but both of us watching the stars .
I don't want us to fall in love but rise in love.
My future wife if you are reading and you are from Nigeria, if you will come from the west i want you to know i can cook all the soup from the west, and if you are coming from the north i really don't have the taste for kuka soup...ops i feel some pains in my head i guess it a migraine...maybe i will migrate to the east i heard about the soup in the east some say it is medicinal...i long for such a treat....
my future wife i want you to be the type that will not increased my muzzles after lifting you for a pre-wedding pictures. i hope you are not the type that need a hills to get to my television stand...
my future wife i hope you won't be a wife malaria but a material.
i want your hands to be stretched beyond pockets to the hands of the needy... i want you to know there will be times you will be angry and i will be hungry... and you don't want to cook for me...i want you to know i will go to kitchen and cook myself add much pepper so when i eat i will cough and shout pepper so you will smile and say good for you...yes i still put a smile on your angry face...when you make a scene i will make a movie...and we will be celebrities of our own home....
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