HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN.

 

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN.

Janet Abenga Writer. And a very sensitive article for that matter 

Our Mothers are wonderful�..

I Love My Mom.

1. When you say "Mummy, i am sorry!! And

she replies, sorry for yourself!

2. When you ask her where you should drop

something and she says, " drop it on my

head.

3. When she brings food wrapped in a

nylon bag from a frnd's daughter wedding.

4. When you say "Mummy, i have fever and

she replies you, why won't you have fever

when you press phone every night.

5. When you say Mummy i took 2nd in my

class and she replies, so the person that

took first has two heads abii??

6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work

just to punish you.

7. When you are watching TV with her and

she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to

change the Channel.

8. When you tell her you are going to a

friends place to play and she asks, " when

last did that friend come here to play with

you??.

9. When she tells you, if i hear peeem, you

will hear weeen.

10. When she touches hot pot comfortablely

without a cloth or paper.

11. When she tells you, i didn't kill my

mother, so you will not kill me!When's

12. When she calls you from your room

upstairs and then sends you back upstairs

to bring her purse.

13. When you ask her to refund the money

she borrowed from you and she tells you, "All

the food you have been eating in the house

nko?

Our Mothers are wonderful�..

I Love My Mom.